What criminal doesn't take baths?
| Bath jokes
What criminal doesn't take baths? A dirty crook.
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Why is 4,840 square
| Teeth jokes
Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre.
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Why did the witch go to the
| Mental health jokes
Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her.
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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia
| History jokes
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ? Must have been a duck family A duck family ? Didn't you say there was a quack in it !
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Adam: How did Mummy know you
| Bath jokes
Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
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The teacher was furious with her son. “Just because you’ve been put in my class, there’s no need to think you can take liberties. You’re a pig.” The boy said nothing. “Well! Do you know what a pig is?” “Yes, Mom,” said the boy. “The offspring of a swine.”