A guy walks into a bar with
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't. The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog and asks, "What's the thing on top of this buildi
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What does a pig use to write his term
| Pig jokes
What does a pig use to write his term papers with? Pen and Oink!
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A woman was shopping in a
| Salesmen jokes
A woman was shopping in a fairly nice dress store. Trying on a dress and liking it, she asked the salesman the price. When he told her she launched into a tirade about prices these days, covering just about everything from housing to auto tires. After ten minutes or so, the salesman had obvi
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What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
| Ant jokes
What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My
| Parent jokes
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
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Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother’s day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.