What's the best thing about turning
| Old age jokes
What's the best thing about turning 65? No more calls from insurance salesmen.
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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his
| E-mail jokes
Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.
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So What Are You Smuggling?
| Vietnamese
Tuan comes up to the border between Vietnam and China on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, ""What's in the bags?"" ""Rice,"" answered Tuan. The guard says, ""We'll just see about that. Get off the bike."" The guard takes the bags and rips them apa
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Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents
| Humor jokes
Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods. 'How far is it to town?' Terry wanted to know. 'Six miles,' said Debbie. 'That's too far to walk,' Terry replied. 'It's not too bad,' Debbie said. 'We can each walk three miles!
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An American tourist was visiting a quaint
| Ethnic jokes
An American tourist was visiting a quaint country village, and got talking to a farmer in the local pub. "And have you lived here all your life, Sir?" asked the American. "Not yet, m'dear," said the farmer wisely.
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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!