The doctor said he would have me on
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks. "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
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Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."
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What do you get if King Kong falls down a
| King Kong jokes
What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
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Why does Dracula always travel with his
| Vampire jokes
Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.
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What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?
| Mouse jokes
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !
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A woman was shopping in a fairly nice dress store. Trying on a dress and liking it, she asked the salesman the price. When he told her she launched into a tirade about prices these days, covering just about everything from housing to auto tires. After ten minutes or so, the salesman had obviously had enuff and said, “My dear lady. If the cost of living is so high and obviously so offensive to you, why do you bother ?”