How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
| Telephone jokes
How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
| Aviation jokes
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is go
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Q: How many British navy Officers does it
| Military jokes
Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
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Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish
| Idiot and fool jokes
Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.
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Q: Why is a modem
| Women jokes
Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesn't mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesn't complain if you sit and play at the computer all night. A modem will sit patiently and wait by the phone. A modem comes with an instruction manual.
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What does a pig use to write his term papers with? Pen and Oink!