I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what’s happened. They’ve eaten all the dates off my calendar!
How does a pig write home? With a pig pen.
How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.
How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!
How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!
How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.
How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face.
How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They’re the ones with the little red hats.
Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.