A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!

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What animals are poor dancers?

| Dance jokes

What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.

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Mrs. Ellis came home from

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Mrs. Ellis came home from work one evening to find her three-year-old son lighting up a cigar. She raced into the kitchen where her husband was making dinner. "Hey!" she announced. "This is terrible! I just caught Matthew lighting a cigar!" "You put a stop to that right now," he shouted. "Tha

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

| Cow jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.

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If you cross a telephone and a lobster

| Telephone jokes

If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.

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A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The Englishman says, There’s a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink for every that you buy. The Scot is not impressed and says, That’s nothing! In the Highlands every time you buy a drink the landlord buys you five. At this point the Englishman is fairly impressed. The Irishman, totally unimpressed, says That’s nothing. In Dublin there’s this pub where the landlord buys your drinks all night, and then when the bar shuts he takes you into a room and makes love to you. The Scot and Englishman are well impressed and ask if the Irishman goes there a lot. He replies No, but my sister told me about it.