Why is a racehorse like a letter?
| Horse jokes
Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!
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Can you repeat the part after "Listen
| Answer me this jokes
Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?
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Judge: Doctor, how
| Judge jokes
Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people.
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Did you hear about the village idiot
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.
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A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But,
| Farmer jokes
A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day he called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do somethin
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What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.