What cloud is so lazy because it will not get
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What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog
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What did the really ugly man
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What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.
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What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?
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What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !
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Grandma: You've left all your
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Grandma: You've left all your crusts, Mary. When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts, Grandma? Grandma: Yes, I do. Mary: Well, you can have mine.
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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.