Q: How do you take census in a Polish
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
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Why is it called a "litter" of
| Dog jokes
Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !
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How do you know when you are in bed
| Witch jokes
How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !
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What was the name of Tom
| Fishing jokes
What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!
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Waiter! Waiter! This salad is
| Waiter jokes
Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes, sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it.
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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.