Marriage is a three
| Marriage jokes
Marriage is a three ring circus: - Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
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If they made a movie starring the Loch
| Various animal jokes
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
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Does this bus stop at the river?
| Bus jokes
Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash.
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Teacher: Where is the English Channel
| School jokes
Teacher: Where is the English Channel ? Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up
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What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?
| Cat jokes
What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !
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Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They’re called “The Johnson Years”.