Spell electricity with three letters.
| Spelling jokes
Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy).
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Q: What's the difference
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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.
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Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing
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Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn't stop! The other Buddy says when my wife goes off on me I just don't listen. How do you do that? Says the other. It's easy! I turn off the light
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How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy paper two months later that is by then completely out of date, a fourth to hint in her column that a completely new and updated bulb is coming out, and the fifth to report a rumor that that new bulb is shipping with a virus.