First Boy: Why is your brother
| Brother and sister jokes
First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !
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What sort of violin does a
| Ghost jokes
What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.
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What fish do road-menders use ?
| Fishing jokes
What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !
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Why did the bald man put a rabbit
| Hair and bald jokes
Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
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Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you
| Music jokes
Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.
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How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.