What's a bees favourite flower ?
| Insect jokes
What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !
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Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies
| Music jokes
Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies. He manages to make contact with Abe the next day. Abe says, "I can't believe this worked! So what is it like in Heaven?" Max replies,
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Young Jimmy was having a snack
| Children jokes
Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran. ' Would you like another cookie ?' she asked. 'Yes, please,' replied Jimmy. 'What good manners you have,' said his Gran. ' I do like to hear young people say 'please' and 'thank you'. 'I'll say them both if I can have a big piece of th
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What would you get if you crossed the Easter
| Easter jokes
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!
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This executive was interviewing a
| Blonde jokes
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?" The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
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Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, ” I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so.” That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, “I don’t THINK so.”