Q: What is the difference between a trumpet
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive.
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Why do tomcats fight ?
| Cat jokes
Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !
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Why are bats blind?
| Blind jokes
Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?'
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How does the pig farmer get to the fair?
| Farmer jokes
How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.
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Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.
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A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said “BUK BUK BUK” Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left. An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had taken earlier and said “BUK BUK BUK” Now convinced she was out of her mind she gave them three books, they took one each and left. This time she decided to follow them. She followed them down to the local pond and stood horrified as they threw the books into the water. All of a sudden they flew back out of the pond and a frog stuck it’s head up saying “RREDIT RREDIT RREDIT!”