What’s yellow and writes?

A man drinking

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man drinking at the bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink. The bartender walks over and tells the man that he has already had too much to drink. The man looks up from his glass angrily and shouts. "I have been drinking for 36 years and I have no idea when I have had

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

| Cow jokes

Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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One Day

| Police jokes

One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window. Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station. When they got there the chief asked them their names. "Shut Up", replied Shut

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Boy monster: You've got a face like a million

| Face jokes

Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen

| Weather jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll

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What’s yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.