My teacher reminds me of
| School jokes
My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!
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One day a boy and his father were at the
| Political jokes
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapter about government. The boy turns to his father and asks, "Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?" The father replies without hesitating, "Oh, about ten percent."
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New camper: I
| Humor jokes
New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
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Yo mama house so small that when she orders a
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
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Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal
| Baby jokes
Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).
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I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said “it’s me or your fishing.” Gee I miss her.