Scott finally got his
| Dirty jokes
Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. "Slow down, baby," she said. "Foreplay is an art." "You better get your canvas ready soon," he panted, "because I'm about to spill my paint!"
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And will there be
| Travel and tourist jokes
And will there be anything else, sir? the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. "No thank you," the gentleman replied. "That will be all." As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed. "Anything for your wife ?" he asked. "Yeah!
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What do you get if you cross a student and
| Space jokes
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !
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There's this guy who had been lost and
| Religious jokes
There's this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health. Feeling better, the man asks the missi
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Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill,
| Bicycle jokes
Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: 'I didn't think we'd make it! Jill replied, 'Nor did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we'd have slid all the way back down!
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Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)