Why did the Scottish cannibal
| Cannibal jokes
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age,
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to
| Computer jokes
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.
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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an
| School jokes
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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Q: Did you
| Clinton jokes
Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore? A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.
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Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It’s all in the grip.