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Henderson bought a new

| Idiot and fool jokes

Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie. When he came out, Henderson noticed he'd locked the car and left the keys in the ignition. He telephoned the dealer. "Which is the cheapest window to break?" he asked. "You don't have to break any of the w

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What does a basketball player do before he

| Sport jokes

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!

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Bill Clinton

| Clinton jokes

Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They're called "The Johnson Years".

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How did the dog feel when he lost his

| Dog jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted.

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby

| Baby jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.

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