Doctor, how do I stop my nose from
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!
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A new business was opening and one of the
| Business jokes
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace". The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious m
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Why is money called dough?
| Money jokes
Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest
| School jokes
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !
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What's a shy and retiring
| Accountant jokes
What's a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
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Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.