Scott finally got his

While cruising at 40,000

| Aviation jokes

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!" Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded

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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?

| Cow jokes

Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!

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What person strives to ensure safety for

| Horse jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!

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Why did the farmer call his

| Horse jokes

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!

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What are prehistoric monsters called when

| Dinosaur jokes

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !

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Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. “Slow down, baby,” she said. “Foreplay is an art.” “You better get your canvas ready soon,” he panted, “because I’m about to spill my paint!”