Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor.
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Q: What's the only thing worse than a
| Music jokes
Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper? A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.
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Seems a guy was driving for hours
| Humor jokes
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify the occupants.
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How do we know hamburgers have high
| Burger jokes
How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!
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The proud owner of an impressive new clock was
| Time jokes
The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. 'This clock,' he said, 'will go for 14 days without winding. 'Really?' replied his friend, 'And how long will it go if you do wind it ?'
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A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them to complete the sentence: “Old MacDonald had a …” The Indianan said, “Old MacDonald had a carburetor.” “Sorry,” said the MC. “That’s incorrect.” “Old MacDonald had a flat tire,” said the Kentuckian. “Wrong,” said the host. “Old MacDonald had a farm,” said the West Virginian. “That’s correct!” shouted the MC. “Now for $200,000, spell farm.” The West Virginian thought hard and then spelled carefully: “E-I-E-I-O.”