What's grey but turns red ?
| Elephant jokes
What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !
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One day an Englishman, an
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fishe
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Question: How many men does it take to mop the
| Men jokes
Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None, it's a women's job.
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Marley stopped at the town
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Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
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What do you call a witch with one leg?
| Witch jokes
What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.
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Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: ‘I didn’t think we’d make it! Jill replied, ‘Nor did I – what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we’d have slid all the way back down!