Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in
| Baby jokes
Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant's!
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A doctor and his wife were having a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. "What took you so long to answer?" "I was i
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Why should you be
| Sport jokes
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!
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Teacher: I wished you would pay a little
| School jokes
Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !
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Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin
| Book title jokes
Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin
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Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None, it’s a women’s job.