Which route should you take through the woods
| Horse jokes
Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse? The psycho-path!
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Q: How many circus performers does it take to
| Humor jokes
Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go! A: Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, Ta da!
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Vietnamese Tradition
| Vietnamese
A soldier in Vietnam saw a local man coming down the road with his wife behind him with a bicycle loaded with all their worldly possessions. The soldier asked him why he carried nothing but a cigarette and his wife had to push the bicycle alone. The man replied, ""TRADITION"". Two weeks later he sa
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Why is money called dough?
| Money jokes
Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.
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FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a
| Monster jokes
FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can't! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and I'll prove it.
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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!