What English King invented
| History jokes
What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !
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How many nurses does
| Doctor and nurse jokes
How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.
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What do you call a crate of
| Bird jokes
What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !
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What was the policeman's
| Baby jokes
What was the policeman's baby's first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !
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Mah sons real smart! crowed the redneck
| Spelling jokes
Mah sons real smart! crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. "He's only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!" "What's his name?" asked the friend. "Bob."
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Teacher: Why didn’t you answer me ? Pupil: I did, I shook my head Teacher: You don’t expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !