What do you call a witch with one leg?

Q: How many alto sax

| Music jokes

Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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Q: What job function does a blonde have in an

| Blonde jokes

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.

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Which England player keeps up the fuel

| Sport jokes

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

| Food jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.

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What system do they teach in Hamburger High's

| Burger jokes

What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!

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What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.