One day an Englishman, an

How do frogs die ?

| Frog jokes

How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !

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Is your food spicy Sir ?

| Restaurant jokes

Is your food spicy Sir ? No, smoke always comes out of my ears !

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Why did the monster get a ticket at

| Monster jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What do cows like to listen to?

| Cow jokes

What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!

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I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are

| Christmas jokes

I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!

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One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling… “SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!”