What do you call a cow on the barnyard
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef
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First cave man to 2nd cave
| Weather jokes
First cave man to 2nd cave man: "I don't care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows."
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Jane's father
| Restaurant jokes
Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he'd spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, "Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?" "Gosh!" exclaimed Jane, "Are we getting a dog?"
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Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?
| Religious jokes
Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!
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What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the
| Pig jokes
What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.
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Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley’s head. “How you like it?” asked the barber. “Real fine,” said the redneck. “But how ’bout making it a little longer in the back?”