A old snake goes to see
| Snake jokes
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't t
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Q. Where do tired linedancers go for
| Dance jokes
Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop
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What do you call a Welshman
| Letter jokes
What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ? Pen Gwyn !
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What did the spider say to the fly ?
| Insect jokes
What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?
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An engineer, an experimental physicist, a
| Humor jokes
An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: "What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black." "Well, *some* of the sh
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What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !