Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My

| Parent jokes

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"

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What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

| Ghost jokes

What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.

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Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?

| Easter jokes

Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!

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Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!