Why was the horse all charged up?
| Horse jokes
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
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What does an astronaut do
| Space jokes
What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:
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Which song title makes an Ape
| Gorilla jokes
Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!
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A local policeman had just finished his shift
| Police jokes
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it. Oh yes dear, what happened ? I came across two guys down by the canal, one
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What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
| Blonde jokes
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!
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Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits.