Why do dogs bury bones in
| Dog jokes
Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !
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Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose
| Children jokes
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said,' Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it. Bill wasn't impressed, ' Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it !
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Q: What happens when a blonde gets
| Blonde jokes
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!
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What's the fastest cake in the world?
| Food jokes
What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
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'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander
| School jokes
'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me. 'Why ?' 'Firstly, you're 35 years old. Secondly, you're the principal.
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A old snake goes to see his Doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t see well these days”. The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he’s very depressed. Doc says, “What’s the problem…didn’t the glasses help you?” “The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I’ve been living with a water hose the past 2 years!”