One Sunday
| Military jokes
One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest
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A man pulls up to the curb and asks the
| Police jokes
A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
| Christmas jokes
What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
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Why did the tornado get
| Weather jokes
Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder
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Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
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Customer: Why doesn’t your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn’t want to make you sick before the food does.