How does a Snowman get to work?
| Snowman jokes
How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.
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Father: You've
| Children jokes
Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report. Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"
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For two solid hours, the lady
| Parent jokes
For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children. She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren. "Oh, I've do
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Where do you find monster snails?
| Monster jokes
Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers.
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A woman was cutting her husband’s thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. “It has more vitamin C than an orange,” she remarked. “And more hair than Dad,” added their son.