A man pulls up to the curb and asks the

A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and

| Criminal jokes

A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get out ? Through the doorway - there were no doors remember !

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Do fish get thirsty?

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Do fish get thirsty?

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What does KFC and a woman have in

| Dirty jokes

What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Is there a mouse in the house ?

| Mouse jokes

Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !

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Introductory

| School jokes

Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One year, two guys took the class and did pretty well on all the quizzes and mid-terms--so much so that going into the final, they each had a solid A. These two friends were so confident going into the fin

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A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, “Can I park here?” “No,” says the cop. “What about all these other cars?” “They didn’t ask!”