Where do bees keep their money?
| Money jokes
Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.
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The Albanian planted lightbulbs in
| Idiot and fool jokes
The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.
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Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
| Horse jokes
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
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How do you know accountants have no
| Accountant jokes
How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
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A certain little girl, when asked
| Children jokes
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say,"I'm Janey Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,"Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" With her mother standing just a few feet
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Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase? A. “It’s okay Daddy, I’m not hurt.”