Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
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Why did the bank robber take a bath?
| Bath jokes
Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
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I was an Air Force ICBM launch control
| Military jokes
I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour alerts in a launch control center that was surrounded by several Minuteman II silos. The facility and the silos were separated by several miles. We were not allowed to leave the "capsule" until relieved th
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WARNING: consumption of
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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What's more dangerous than being with a fool
| Insect jokes
What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !
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Judge: “Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?” Defendant: “Yes, it’s true.” Judge: “Then, why don’t you just pay him back?” Defendant: “Because it wouldn’t be true anymore.”