Why don't anteaters get sick?
| Insect jokes
Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !
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A number twelve walks into a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. "Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman. "Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. "You're under 18," replies the barman.
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Q. What's the definition
| Music jokes
Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
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Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't
| Old age jokes
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies. They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
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A traffic Policeman recently
| Police jokes
A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, "I'm Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in Columbia." As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment a
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It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out, “Sir, Good Evening, Sir!” The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said “Good evening soldier, nice night, isn’t it?” Well it wasn’t a nice night, but the Private wasn’t going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied, “Sir, Yes Sir!” The General continued, “You know there’s something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it’s really relaxing. Don’t you agree?” The Private didn’t agree, but then the private was just a private, and responded, “Sir, Yes Sir!” The General, pointing at the dog, “This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train.” The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again, and said, “Sir, Yes Sir!” The General continued “I got this dog for my wife.” The Private simply said, “Good trade, Sir!”