Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the
| Dance jokes
Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
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A man whose son had just passed his
| Car and train jokes
A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the living room. "How did you manage to do that?" he fumed. "Quite simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned left!"
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A group of young children were siting in a circle with
| Children jokes
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. "Davy, what noise does a cow make?" "It goes moo." "Alice, what noise does a cat make?" "It goes meow." "Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?" "It goes baaa." "Jennifer, wh
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How did the instructor try to make horse riding
| Horse jokes
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
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Q: How do you know when a liberal is really
| Political jokes
Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.
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How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ? Because rolling stones gather no moths !