Two men were digging a ditch on a very
| Idiot and fool jokes
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him." So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are
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Where will a springer spaniel never shop?
| Dog jokes
Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!
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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!
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What sort of animals make the best TV
| Movie and TV jokes
What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !
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What salesman has the slickest line?
| Salesmen jokes
What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman.
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One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, “Good morning, Little Johnny.” “Good morning, Father,” replied the young man, still focused on the plaque. “Father Scott, what is this?” Little Johnny asked. “Well, son, it’s a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.” Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little Johnny’s voice was barely audible when he asked, “Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?”