Two men are having an awfully slow round
| Marriage jokes
Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course, and they didn't bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf etiquette. After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said,
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Q. What does CHAOS stand for?
| Firefighter jokes
Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
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Why are frogs no good at
| Internet jokes
Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.
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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a
| Dog jokes
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ? Terrier-fied !
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Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President’s staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man’s tractor. “Sir,” the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath. “Did you see this terrible accident happen?” “Yep. Sure did.” The man muttered unconcernedly. “Do you realize that is the President of the United States airplane?” “Yep.” “Were there any survivors?” the agent gasped. “Nope. They’s all kilt straight o ut.” The farmer sighed cutting off his tractor motor. “I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning.” “The President of the United States is dead?” The agent gulped in disbelief. “Well,” the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work. “He kept a-saying he wasn’t … but you know what a liar he is.”