What person strives to ensure safety for
| Horse jokes
What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!
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Tyson's psychologist told Mike to
| Sport jokes
Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!
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Who's aardvark's favorite male
| Aardvark jokes
Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!
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Have you ever seen a duchess?
| Letter jokes
Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English "s"
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What does an accountant use for birth
| Accountant jokes
What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality.
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I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate. Did that do any good? No – I can’t get the chocolate to light.