I went to see my doctor to see if he could help

What person strives to ensure safety for

| Horse jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!

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Tyson's psychologist told Mike to

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Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!

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Who's aardvark's favorite male

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Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!

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Have you ever seen a duchess?

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Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English "s"

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What does an accountant use for birth

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What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality.

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I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate. Did that do any good? No – I can’t get the chocolate to light.