A number twelve walks into a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. "Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman. "Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. "You're under 18," replies the barman.
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An Irishman goes for a
| Business jokes
An Irishman goes for a job on a building site. The man says, "Can you brew tea?" The Irishman says, "Yes." "Good. Can you drive a fork lift?" The Irishman looks at him and asksy, "Why? How big is the teapot?"
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I went to see my doctor to see if he could help
| Food jokes
I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate. Did that do any good? No - I can't get the chocolate to light.
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What did the snake say when he was offered a
| Food jokes
What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, I'll just have a slither.
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Customer: Why doesn't my
| Hair and bald jokes
Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good? Barber: It's on the same old head.
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Father: Don’t you feel better now that you’ve gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasn’t in.