Why did the blonde run out of
| Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a
| Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !
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I remember when Father Christmas first
| Christmas jokes
I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.Have you passed?' I asked. Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for yourself! he called proudly. 'No-el plates!
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Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?
| Dog jokes
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !
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Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice? A: He keeps having to eat his words.
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How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day