Why do accountants get excited on
| Accountant jokes
Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work'
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Great news,
| Mental health jokes
Great news, Mr. Oscarson, the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be trapped by the desire to steal again." "Gee, that's great, Doc," the patient replied. "And just to prove it, I want
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A car was driving down the
| Blonde jokes
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the
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Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at
| School jokes
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!
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How can you tell if an elephant's been to
| Birthday jokes
How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
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Teacher: Fred, I’m glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !