Q: What is the difference between a violin and a
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer.
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When the office photo-copies began to look
| Business jokes
When the office photo-copies began to look faint, the office manager called in a local repair service. The friendly technician after inspecting the equipment, informed the manager that the machine was in need of a good cleaning. The tech suggested that someone might try reading the operator's man
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Q. What's the
| Weather jokes
Q. What's the difference between 'weather' and 'climate'? A. You can 't 'weather' a tree, but you can 'climate'!
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The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing,
| Bicycle jokes
The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclist says. -"What do you mean by lucky ?" The pedestrian angrily asks. "I got hurt really bad." -"Ah, you're lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus."
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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked
| Police jokes
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house w
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Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said “Whatever shall we do?” “Let us spray!” replied the other.