Do you need a silencer if you are going

An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were

| Ethnic jokes

An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas. They all decided to start walking to the nearest town (which they had passed 50 miles back) to get some help. A rancher was sitting on his front porch that evening when he saw the white

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What do hurricanes most like to eat for

| Weather jokes

What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes

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Why was the horseman fired from his job of

| Horse jokes

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!

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What do you call an elephant

| Elephant jokes

What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !

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St Peter is standing at heaven's gate

| Heaven and hell jokes

St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?" "I was a policeman," he responded. "What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked. "I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids." "Wonderful m

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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?