Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
| Frog jokes
Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him
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What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a
| Baby jokes
What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.
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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party
| Christmas jokes
What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?
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Three blondes were walking through a field when
| Blonde jokes
Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks." The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks." They stepped aside and the third blonde
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As the bus came to the stop, the man
| Bus jokes
As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, 'What on earth did you do that for?' 'I wanted to know if there was room on top,' replied the man.
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Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.